This post is part of Special Reports.
What a compliment from a cashier!
She carded me to see if i’m old enough to buy alcohol? 😀
Today my fortune cookie reads: You will live a long, fulfilling, rich and happy life…
… only if you order another egg roll. Bwahahaha 😆
Did anybody watch Titanic in 3D?
So since it’s in 3D, did the captain see the iceberg then? Ahihihi 😀
The ice cream truck has ice cream in it. Garbage truck has garbage in it. So why do we call it “fire truck”? And if my place is on fire, I wouldn’t want to call a “fire” truck to come over. Shoudn’t it be called a water truck instead? 😉
So I was driving in LA. You know how traffic can get there. I was with a parent and a kid in the car. The kid asked, “Why are there so many cars?”. I replied jokingly, “Because there’s traffic”. He asked again, “Why is there a traffic?”. I joked back, “Because there are so many cars.”
Why do people say “I hate to be the bearer of the bad news….”?
Geez, if I’m the receiver of the bad news, I don’t think your bad news bearing feeling is gonna be the utmost importance.
I just came out of a particular room.
Someone: How did you do?
Me: Just fine.
Someone: How did the result came out?…
Someone: So what’s your score.
Me: Hmmm… about 8 out of 10.
Someone: There’s only 10 questions!
Me: What questions!?
Someone: You took that test, right?
Me: Oh no, I didn’t. I thought you were asking how I did there inside the restroom.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow. Just remember… There’s always tomorrow … …. …. unless you die today. 😀
THE SOPHOMORE SLUMP RECOMMENDS
Music: Rip Tide by Beirut. An instant indie classic. A favorite of mine as a driving companion.
Movie: Blue Valentine by Derek Cianfrance. Blue Valentine takes the arrow and then hard-hittingly throws it back to Cupid. It so real, so honest that it completely discolorizes the rainbows of romantic movies. Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams deserve the great recognitions.
Book: Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein. Everyone has their opinion about this book. And that is what makes it a remarkable important literary work.
LFFL – Loving Food, Fashion, & Life. This blog sure is full at that. Drool on food, dress up, and talk about life. Here’s one for you – The Non-Date From Hell